Pot Pie Jokes - 7 Hilarious Pot Pie Jokes

Chicken pot pie.

My three favorite things. How about you?

The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed.

I’m sorry but I thought of this and nearly peed myself

Now that weed is legal in Canada...

There is a whole new meaning to Grandma's chicken pot pie.

(OC) Why did the chicken get high?

Because it got baked in a pot pie.

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A blind man walks into a diner...

...and sits down in a booth. The waitress walks up and asks him for his order, and he simply requests a dirty fork from the kitchen. Reluctantly, the waitress brings him the fork, and the blind man promptly puts the fork in his mouth to taste it.
"Mmm... pork chops. Delicious. I'll have the por...

2 cannibals...

...are eating. One turns the other and says "You know, I really don't like my sister." The other cannibal replies "Fine then, try the pot pie."

What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

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