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Who rides through South America on a horse with a rifle and a savoury tart?

The con-quiche-tador

What did Oedipus say whenever he tasted something savoury?

Oo mommy

An old man is lying on his deathbed.

Slipping peacefully away, he is half-aware of one sense after another fading, his sight growing dim, a blessed silence falling... and then something half-forgotten teases at his nose and he twitches as it registers. It's a delicious savoury scent wafting up the stairs - his wife's wonderful cheese s...

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