A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....
A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.
the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"
the genie claps his fingers and says "here, d...
I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice....
but he's having Nunavut.
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
“Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously” The oilman from Alberta says
“No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee!” The guy from Quebec retorts.
Quebec, Canada is currently experiencing record breaking flooding
It's a good thing frogs can swim
With cannabis being legal for over a year in canada, every province has access to weed except Quebec.
They only get oui'd
The time Newfoundland went to war with Quebec
One time Newfoundland and Quebec went to war. A Newfie, being patriotic, signed up to fight and went into basic training. Now, Newfoundland was a poor province and the army didn't have enough guns so the guys was told to just pretend to have gun and shout "bang, bang".
Eventually he finished ...
A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like Newfies.
The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pull...
Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style?
So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!
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A man finally decides to give contact lenses a try...
An Ontario man finally decides to get rid of his glasses and give contact lenses a try. He gets them in the mail, tries them on and is astounded at the results. To celebrate, he decides to take a long drive into Quebec to admire the changing leaves.
He crosses the border and gets very excited...
The Greatest French Hockey Player
A hockey-loving guy from Ontario moves to Quebec. He turns on the radio to listen to the Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens hockey game. He realizes that the game is being broadcast in French, but he decides to listen anyways. Maybe He'll be able to make out what's happening and at least get ...
The Dolphin Joke
I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of great talent. But too often people with great talent go... unfulfilled. I knew this guy, he went by the name Jaques De Gatineau. Jaques was a great man. He was a thinker, a real smart guy, I guess you could say he was our hope. While I was scrambling to...