Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria

What’s the difference between North America and Yogurt?

If you leave them alone for 200 years, one of them will develop a culture

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

There's alot of panic regarding the E.Coli outbreak in North America.

But I think people should Romaine calm.

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3 Europeans arrive in 18th century North America

They all get captured by native americans who want to kill them, but the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed not to kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit at which point they will be informed what to do with it. So t...

My friend asked what my wifes obsession with North America is all about

I'm not sure, but I said Alaska.

TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile.

Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old.

I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America...

I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd

I'm so sick of people making fun of the United States

Don't they know we're the third best country in North America?

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Kid asks his Grandpa about Slavery

A kid goes to his grandpa and asks him about slavery

Kid: Grandpa does slavery still exist today?

Grandpa: Slavery exists all over the world on almost every continent in the world.

Kid: I know in North America that black people used to be enslaved but theres no way that the acqu...

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

“Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked.

His father pointed at a map towards North America.

“Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his fath...

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The Chinese take over the world, and start re-organizing the social structure...

They decide that the best way to do things is to separate everyone by race, and keep all white people in Europe and North America, all Asian people in Asia, all black people in Africa, etc.

Now, of course, the issue is that race isn't such a cut-and-dry thing, so after sorting through the obv...

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds

"Look Michael, look what I've made", said God. Archangel Michael looked pu...

Experts from different fields were asked the question: "What is 2+2?"

**Engineer**: Between 3.9 and 4.1, but let's make it 5 just to be safe.

**Physicist**: 10.

**Mathematician**: I don't know, but I can prove it converges.

**Chemist**: Realistic yield is less than 0.5.

**Logician**: 2+2

**Philosopher**: The real question is *why* ...

A little collection of children's unintentional quick wittyness.

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is.

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : Yo...

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The Seven Dwarfs Go To Church

Father O'Malley was conducting mass at St. Paul's in New York one Sunday, and was quite perturbed at a repeated disturbance from the back row.

The seven dwarfs were in the church, sitting in a rear pew, and they were arguing and giggling amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance.
...

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I was at a restaurant and someone told me my white explorer was going off

So I went outside and told him to shut the fuck up about how he discovered north america

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay...

and the teacher asked, "Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."

But none of the could write it.

The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was.

The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was.

The Europea...

The Bacon Tree

The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confus...

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A Bear and a Rabbit were walking through the woods...

... when they came across a magic lamp. Rather than argue over who would use it, they rubbed it together and out came a magic genie who offered them both three wishes. After a moment deciding amongst themselves, they both agreed to let the Bear go first.

The Bear approached the Genie.

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