Pig It Jokes - 3 Hilarious Pig It Jokes

A guy comes home from the bar he's got a duck under his arm. His wife is on the computer and barely notices him. He walks over to her and says "this is the pig I've been screwing". She finally looks up and says "that's not a pig it's a duck". He says....

"I wasn't talking to you".

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Guy comes home drunk in the middle of the night

He comes through his bedroom door with a sheep under his arm. The wife wakes up and says drunk again I see. The man says this is the pig I fuck when your not around. The wife says you dumb ass thats not a pig its a sheep to which the man replies. Shut up bitch I wasn't talking to you!

Marital Misunderstanding

It's 4.00am. A man comes stumbling home and bursts drunk into his bedroom. He's totally dishevelled, stinks of booze and has a goat tucked under his arm. His wife sits up with a shriek and shouts:

"How dare you come home in that condition! And what's that thing under your arm?"

Her hu...

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