What magic spell does Harry Potter use when he get diarrhoea from a chocolate mousse?
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the hell is that?" The...
At a restaurant...
ME: I'll have the mouse, please.
WAITER: That's mousse, sir.
ME: Never mind then, that would be way too much food
Things mothers said
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTH...
What is a hippo's favourite dessert?