What magic spell does Harry Potter use when he get diarrhoea from a chocolate mousse?
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the hell is that?" The...
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Three mice are sitting in a bar…
bragging about how tough they are. First mouse says, “Listen mice, I’m so tough, I bench press the bar on a rat trap every morning.” Second mousse sneers, “Ha! I put rat poison in my cereal, and eat two bowls for breakfast every morning!” The third mouse finishes his beer, belches, and says, “Pussi...
Jeannie loves to make pastries.
One day, she made her best creation yet,
a strawberry and raspberry mousse cake,
but the best part was the white chocolate fondant all over the piece.
You could say it was the icing on the cake.
At a restaurant...
ME: I'll have the mouse, please.
WAITER: That's mousse, sir.
ME: Never mind then, that would be way too much food
Things mothers said
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTH...
What is a hippo's favourite dessert?