I’m opening my French dessert making company for my erotic clientele

I shall call it OnlyFlans

Why did no one finish the half eaten flan in the fridge? [OC]

Because it was a bit-off pudding

What do you call a website where you pay to look at pictures of Spanish desserts?

OnlyFlans

I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over

I won the custardy battle.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

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This Cake Day I really wanted to take a whisk.

But when I asked a baker for a good cake joke, he told me they are on a knead to know basis.

I was speechless and couldn’t even come with a good re-torte, I almost broke down in tiers.

So I did when any great man would do and called my mom who has always been my biggest flan, she liste...

My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.

But then the shift hit the flan.

I see the local baker was enjoying his mild celebrity status in the town paper after saving a drowning man..

He was acting really flan buoyant .

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The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu.

It's Secret Asian Flan

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