I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over

I won the custardy battle.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What do you call a stereotypical flan?

A quiché

My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.

But then the shift hit the flan.

I see the local baker was enjoying his mild celebrity status in the town paper after saving a drowning man..

He was acting really flan buoyant .

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Dave Grohl started welding and making jello recently.

He's officially a part of the Foo Flux Flan.

The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu.

It's Secret Asian Flan

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