I'm opening a new chimney sweep, soldering supplies, and dessert business.
It's called Flue, Flux, Flan.
A reporter hears about a new cafe that is a smash hit
He heads on down to see a long line of women outside, all waiting to get inside. Making his way inside, he is shocked to see Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top Fame standing behind the counter, serving tea. He walks up and asks "Hey, aren't you Billy Gibbons?"\\
"Are the other guys her...
I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over
I won the custardy battle.
What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?
Why did no one finish the half eaten flan in the fridge? [OC]
Because it was a bit-off pudding
What do you call a website where you pay to look at pictures of Spanish desserts?
What do you call a group of zealots who try to force people into eating their disgusting half made desserts?
The Flan-ish Inquisition
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This Cake Day I really wanted to take a whisk.
But when I asked a baker for a good cake joke, he told me they are on a knead to know basis.
I was speechless and couldn’t even come with a good re-torte, I almost broke down in tiers.
So I did when any great man would do and called my mom who has always been my biggest flan, she liste...
The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu.
It's Secret Asian Flan
My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.
But then the shift hit the flan.
The moment I start enjoying Mexican custard dessert dishes..
Start flanning my funeral.
What do you call your buddies who hang out with you while you eat Mexican desserts?