Pecan Pie Jokes - 7 Hilarious Pecan Pie Jokes

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You ever stick your dick in pecan pie?

It's fucking nuts.

Key lime pie is Barbados costs $3.14 Pecan pie in Jamaica costs $1.59.

Those are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean.

I drive around and sell pies. Key lime for $8 and pecan pie for $10.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

Pricey Pies

Did you know a pork pie in Aruba costs $1.50? A cheese and spinach pie will cost you $2.60 in Barbados. An apple pie is only $1.30 in Jamaica whereas a pecan pie will set you back $3.50 in Grenada.

And those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

Got a big decision to make in November...

Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?

Today I’m thankful that...

EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.

I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it’d take to get to the pecan pie.

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A little Texas joke

A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”

His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug...

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