Customer: “Which row are the pickles in? And are they in the front or back?”

Terminator: “Aisle B, back”

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My Mom congratulated me once for cracking open a pickle jar..

Told me to get a job with that grip, stop jackin off, lot of fish in the sea but not one's that seein yo ass.

I learned a lot that day.. I don't like pickles

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?

You dill with it.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?

Because they're Dill-emmas!

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1

Dill of the day

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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

What kind of music do pickles listen to?

Vlassic Rock

Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?

It'll make you dill.

I don't get why pregnant women crave pickles.

A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.

What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common?

You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue!

A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today

I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle

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The Four Balconies- NSFW

There was an apt building with 4 balconies. On the bottom one there was a guy that loved to eat pickles every day out there. On the balcony above him was an eccentric painter that was obsessed with the color green and if anything, even a leaf flew by, he'd grab it and paint it green. On the 3rd balc...

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

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[NSFW] Life is like a pickle

Sometimes it in your hand, sometimes it’s in you butt

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

I made some dill flavoured bread yesterday

I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!

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Quite the Pickle

When my grandmother died, as an only child my father had to clean out her place. When he came upon her recipe box, he sat on the floor and went through them slowly. Many had been handed down to her from her mother, my great-grandmother. One by one, he closed his eyes and remembered the simple joy of...

I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously

I mean, it's a pretty big dill

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

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