What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?

Infidills

How does a baker make dill bread?

She uses her dill dough

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

Why do terrorists eat baby dill pickles?

They want to kill the infant dills!

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

He's in quite a pickle now.

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

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What does a horny baker use to pleasure themselves?

They use a Dill-Dough

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

What do you call a female pickle?

A dill-doe

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I’m kind of a big Dill.

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

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A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying....

A giant pickle walks into a bar..

and everyone in the bar starts wanting to take selfies with him and buy him drinks. Once all the commotion settles, the bartender asks him why everyone was surrounding him to which the pickle replies, "Well, I'm kind of a big dill"

What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer?

A dill-doe!

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

A plant fell on my head...

I'm alright though, it was no big dill.

What is a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

A baseball player got caught in a pickle yesterday...

I heard it was a really big dill.

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

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Jimmy and the "Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick"

Jimmy goes to see a beautiful dominatrix that all his buddies recommended.

He nervously tells her, "My friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything about it. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you na...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

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[Dirty] Guy walks into a...

A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers "No sir this is a porn shop".
The guy says "Oh well, do you have any dill though?"

I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!

She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.