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What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?

Infidills

How do you make dill bread?

With dill dough.

What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle?

"I want a new dill."

I made some dill flavoured bread yesterday

I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!

A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread

"You really gotta knead that dill dough"

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

What's a pickle's favorite game show?

Let's Make A Dill

I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head...

Im alright, it wasn't a big dill

Have you ever heard of the world's largest pickle?

It's kind of a big dill.

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

He's in quite a pickle now.

It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the...

What’s another name for pickled bread?

Dill dough

My pickle order was totally under-cooked.

It was really a raw dill.

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?

You dill with it.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?

Because they're Dill-emmas!

What do you call a pickled deer

A dill doe

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

Mother Superior was curious as why all the nuns were suddenly eager to visit the village bakery.

So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.

When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.

“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”

“What do you suggest?” She asked.

“Well, this new recipe of mine has ...

I got a free pickle

It was a helluva dill.

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What happens if you put a dildo in the oven?

You get dill bread.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A sweet Dill!

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1

Dill of the day

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the bi...

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I’ve been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I’m having second thoughts.

I’m not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?

It'll make you dill.

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.

The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...

What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?

Dill Dough.

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

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What does a horny baker use to pleasure themselves?

They use a Dill-Dough

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

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A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying....

What do you call a pickle you cant turn down?

A good dill.

(Dad joke my buddy came up with who doesn't have kids. Best read out loud).

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

They're making a pizza crust made out of pickles

It's called Dill Dough.

What do you call a slice of a pickle that's not an edge slice?

A mid-dill slice

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Jimmy and the "Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick"

Jimmy goes to see a beautiful dominatrix that all his buddies recommended.

He nervously tells her, "My friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything about it. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you na...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

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