What do bakers make dill bread from?

Dill dough.

What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?

Infidills

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

What's a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread

"You really gotta knead that dill dough"

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

He's in quite a pickle now.

What do you called pickled bread?

Dill-dough!

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.

The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...

My pickle order was totally under-cooked.

It was really a raw dill.

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

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What does a horny baker use to pleasure themselves?

They use a Dill-Dough

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I’m kind of a big Dill.

What do you call a female pickle?

A dill-doe

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was

It was a big dill

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

A plant fell on my head...

I'm alright though, it was no big dill.

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A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying....

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

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Jimmy and the "Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick"

Jimmy goes to see a beautiful dominatrix that all his buddies recommended.

He nervously tells her, "My friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything about it. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you na...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!

She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

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