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Dill Jokes

What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?

Infidills

How do you make dill bread?

With dill dough.

I made some dill flavoured bread yesterday

I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!
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A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread

"You really gotta knead that dill dough"

It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the...

I went on a date the other night. She took out the pickles from her burger and cut them in half.

For me, that's a dill breaker.

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

I just pickled a cucumber!

It's kind of a big dill.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

What's a pickle's favorite game show?

Let's Make A Dill

I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head...

Im alright, it wasn't a big dill

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

He's in quite a pickle now.

What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle?

"I want a new dill."

A Salesman is working late one night to close a deal with some clients.

They start to get hungry, so he calls down to the office cafeteria to see if they can fix anything. The kitchen is already closed for the night, so the best the chef can do is whip up some sandwiches. As the chef is plating them up, he accidentally knocks the pickle jar off the counter and shatter...

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Person asked me what I did for a living. I told them I work in a pickle jarring factory. They said that’s weird.

I said what’s the big dill, that’s how I make my bread and butter

What’s another name for pickled bread?

Dill dough

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?

Because they're Dill-emmas!

Have you ever heard of the world's largest pickle?

It's kind of a big dill.

Mother Superior was curious as why all the nuns were suddenly eager to visit the village bakery.

So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.

When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.

“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”

“What do you suggest?” She asked.

“Well, this new recipe of mine has ...

What do you call a pickled deer

A dill doe

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

I got a free pickle

It was a helluva dill.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A sweet Dill!

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What happens if you put a dildo in the oven?

You get dill bread.

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1

Dill of the day

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I’ve been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I’m having second thoughts.

I’m not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

Did you hear about the new pickle pizza?

It’s made with a dill-dough

Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?

It'll make you dill.

My pickle order was totally under-cooked.

It was really a raw dill.

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.

The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

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What does a horny baker use to pleasure themselves?

They use a Dill-Dough

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

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A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying....

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

I'm so proud of my mother-in-law

We were sitting down to our St Patrick's day dinner. And I announced, "I took extra pickles, so Dill with it." I thought I was clever but she did me one better. She smiled sweetly and said, "That's ok. Today I'm Dublin everything!"

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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Jimmy and the "Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick"

Jimmy goes to see a beautiful dominatrix that all his buddies recommended.

He nervously tells her, "My friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything about it. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you na...

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

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