I made some dill flavoured bread yesterday

I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!

What do dill pickels call non-dill pickels?

Infidills

What do bakers make dill bread from?

Dill dough.

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

Did you hear about the new pickle pizza?

It’s made with a dill-dough

I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head...

Im alright, it wasn't a big dill

Mother Superior was curious as why all the nuns were suddenly eager to visit the village bakery.

So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.

When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.

“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”

“What do you suggest?” She asked.

“Well, this new recipe of mine has ...

What kind of pickle is the best at singing?

A dill

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?

You dill with it.

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What happens if you put a dildo in the oven?

You get dill bread.

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

He's in quite a pickle now.

What do you call a pickled deer

A dill doe

I got a free pickle

It was a helluva dill.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?

Because they're Dill-emmas!

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1

Dill of the day

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the bi...

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table

He says “Dill me in”

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I’ve been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I’m having second thoughts.

I’m not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A sweet Dill!

My pickle order was totally under-cooked.

It was really a raw dill.

Do you know why they say it's bad to smoke pickles?

It'll make you dill.

What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?

Dill Dough.

Humans advanced to the point of space domination and could create clones of themselves.

Two friends, Dill and Jeuk decided to play space tag. Dill was 'it'.

Jeuk had a clever trick up his sleeve. He created 50 clones of himself and hid them in the galaxy, while he himself hid in a cluster of comets.

After a lot of looking, Dill found the first clone in a nearby star syste...

Why can't I take pickle-flavored breads to the church picnic?

Because it's made from dill doughs!

I once tripped on a pickle.

I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.

What's a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.

The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...

What do you call a pickle you cant turn down?

A good dill.

(Dad joke my buddy came up with who doesn't have kids. Best read out loud).

How do pickles forgive people?

“It’s not a big dill”

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

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What does a horny baker use to pleasure themselves?

They use a Dill-Dough

I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles

Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I’m kind of a big Dill.

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A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying....

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...

...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.

I'm so proud of my mother-in-law

We were sitting down to our St Patrick's day dinner. And I announced, "I took extra pickles, so Dill with it." I thought I was clever but she did me one better. She smiled sweetly and said, "That's ok. Today I'm Dublin everything!"

I grew a massive herb in my garden.

I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

Pickle joke

I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

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Jimmy and the "Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick"

Jimmy goes to see a beautiful dominatrix that all his buddies recommended.

He nervously tells her, "My friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic-Vlasic-Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything about it. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you na...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

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