Work has already begun in preparation for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles
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In chef school, I was given an in depth lesson on cooking young swans.
In no time at all my preparation was so good, it became my signet-ure dish.
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Have you heard about the man who dreamt he was packing his parachute in preparation for a jump?
His wife had to be rushed to the hospital with half of the bedsheets stuffed up her ass.
My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...
unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
Creds: The one liner king Milton Jones
During a marriage preparation class, the teacher asked how many kissable areas there are on a woman's body
One guy said, "18."
A French guy in the back yelled, "119!"
Another guy said, "12."
The French guy piped up again, "119!"
A sweet girl in the front said, "I know only one...the lips!"
The French guy shouted, "120!"
A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.
On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats...
A cook during medieval times is ordered to prepare a feast for the king...
Knowing this was a feast for the king, the cook prepared everything diligently and carefully. At the day of the feast, the king and his guests arrive and begin to eat. They are in love with the food from the lamb to the roast duck to even the soups. The king recognized the cooks ability and made him...
One day a horse is watching a music video [Long]
One day a horse is watching a music video and decides that he himself, wants to make a music video.
In preparation, he goes to the phone book and looks up a local music teacher. He calls him up and says
"Hey, I saw that you teach musical instruments, and I really want to ...