Sauerkraut Jokes - 8 Hilarious Sauerkraut Jokes

Why do Germans like sauerkraut and beer much more than they like Vladimir Putin?

Because sauerkraut gives them gas.

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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues

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I've bought some German food

I've bought some German food from the internet.

The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come!

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What do you call a bitter German?

Sauerkraut

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What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon?

Sauerkraut.

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I saw a German person acting bitter at the supermarket today.

Guess that makes him a sauerkraut.

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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hotdog.

She walks to the nearest hotdog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst. He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it, and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the...

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Three construction workers have been on a new job together for a little over a week...

There's an Italian, a Mexican, and a Polish guy.

Every day they eat their lunch on the top floor of the building they're working on, about 30 floors up. One day when the Italian opens his lunch pail he realizes that his wife has packed him meatballs for the tenth time in ten days. The Mexic...

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