What do you call a bitter German?

Sauerkraut

On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hotdog.

She walks to the nearest hotdog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst. He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it, and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the...

What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues

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An American, a German and a priest are at an orphanage.

Suddenly there is a fire. Flames are everywhere.

The German says: Comon ihr Dumpfbacken. I can not see. But we have to save all ze children. Lets goooo.

The American: No way mr. Sauerkraut. Let's get the hell outa here. Fuck all the children.

The priest is looking surprised for ...

What do you get when you cross a German with a lemon?

Sauerkraut.

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Three construction workers have been on a new job together for a little over a week...

There's an Italian, a Mexican, and a Polish guy.

Every day they eat their lunch on the top floor of the building they're working on, about 30 floors up. One day when the Italian opens his lunch pail he realizes that his wife has packed him meatballs for the tenth time in ten days. The Mexic...

I saw a German person acting bitter at the supermarket today.

Guess that makes him a sauerkraut.

A hot dog vendor's health inspection.

A health inspector's yearly job is to inspect the many hot dog vendors of NYC.

The inspector comes across one stand and observes for a few minutes the vendor's interaction with customers.

One customer asks "I'll have one hot dog with mustard and sauerkraut." The vendor replies "coming...

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