I used the juice from a jar of dill pickles. The issue is I made far too much mix. I tried to give it to my friends and family but none of them wanted any of my left over used dill dough!
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.
The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...