I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me...

I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.

How much does a dumpling weigh?

Wonton

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn’t eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

How heavy is the world's heaviest dumpling?

won ton

What do you call an Italian dumpling that keeps lying?

Pi-gnocchi-o

A group of thugs barged into a chinese restaurant recently and smashed up all the dumplings...

Such pointless wonton destruction.

What do you call a 2,000 lb Mexican dumpling?

JuanTon

I just tore a dumpling in half

It was wonton destruction

Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way?

It was wonton.

What do Chinese bears fry dumplings in?

A Pan, Duh!

The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.

He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.

The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright

I had to ask them to Dim Sum

3 boys in elementary school are bored.

3 boys are in elementary school. During lunch, the boys decide to have a competition. “I can fit my bread roll in my mouth!”, the first boy says confidently, and he does so.

“Thats nothing!” says the second boy, “i can fit TWO dumplings in my mouth!” And he does so with ease.

Unimpre...

My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies.

I think she's dumpling me.

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Three construction workers on a roof...

Three construction workers eat lunch together every day at the top of the building they work together on; one was Scottish, one was Chinese, one was Italian.

One day the Italian worker opened his lunch sighed, and said, “Ugh pasta. I am so sick of pasta. If I get pasta in my lunch one more t...

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What do you call the offspring of turds?

Dumplings

I used to date this girl named Ling

but then I had to dumpling.

What do you call a baby dump truck?

A dumpling!

Made up by my 8 year old son.

What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags?

...dumplings

I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant, thinking about how duckling means little duck...

So I canceled my order of dumplings.

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If you crap out small pieces of poop...

...would they be considered dumplings?

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