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Hey guys please don’t make fun of braille.

It’s a very *touchy* subject

I have no respect for those in wheel chairs who remain silent when people make fun of their disability

Stand up for yourself!

Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?

Because she is thick and tired of it.

C'mon guys don't make fun of Amber Heard's lawyer

He probably gets enough abuse from her as it is

You shouldn't make fun of fat people.

They've got enough on their plates already.

Good thing Chris rock didn’t make fun of hilaria baldwin.

Too soon?

When a group gather to make fun of the Walker Texas Ranger...

...It's a Chuck Roast

It’s not OK to make fun of someone with a prosthetic arm.

It’s not humerus.

I hate when people make fun of my weight

They're just making a joke at my expanse

I was told not to make fun of my girlfriend for waving smoke around the house for good luck.

It was some sage advice.

Why is it in poor taste to make fun of grandpa's balls?

It is low hanging fruit.

If you’re going to make fun of Crytpo Bros today make sure to use cheap shots.

That’s all they can afford.

How DARE you all make fun of 50 Cent’s weight from last night?!

It took a lot of courage for those two guys to hang upside down on national television!

British people like to make fun of Americans for not using the metric system.

But I’ve never heard of a single British person walking into a pub and ordering a half liter…

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Everyone likes to make fun of people who take Ivermectin

But I looked up some of the symptoms of Covid and apparently it can make you a little hoarse.


Sorry.

My friends always make fun of me for having an imaginary girlfriend.

Joke's on them, they're imaginary too.

Don't make fun of obesity

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

Americans, Before You Make Fun of Kids This Christmas for Believeing in Santa,

Remember, Almost 70 Millions of You Believed in Trump.

Before you make fun of someone walk a mile in their shoes...

That way you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Customizable joke to make fun of any town

A little guy walks into a bar in <insert town> and says to the bartender, "You want to hear a <insert town> joke?

The bartender says, "Before you start, buddy, I want you to know that I am 6'2", 210 pounds and I am a native of <insert town>. See that guy coming out of the b...

My friends make fun of me for only being able to play one Metallica song on guitar

It's Sad But True

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I hate people who make fun of Uranus by calling it names like your anus. I always tell these people:

You're heinous.

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I don't normally make fun of somebody's race, but someone has to say it.

FUCK the 100 meter dash. It's just a weaker version of every other race.

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left...

People make fun of my nose sometimes,

But if God gave me my choice of all the noses on earth, I would pick my nose before I picked anyone else’s.

We shouldn't make fun of Americans for how they are handling the pandemic

In these hard times, they are trying their best to bring some positivity to the world

You shouldn’t make fun of short people

Because it’s a little person too... I mean a little too personal

You shouldn’t make fun of pets with artificial limbs.

It’s a faux paw

Why does the Earth make fun of the moon?

Because it has no life

People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer

You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch

Some people make fun of me because I have a baby face.

What can I say? I was born with it.

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Oh wow you’re gonna make fun of me for never eating pussy?

Rub it in my face why don’t ya?

As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids.

I don’t like to joke about dead people.

Why shouldn’t you make fun of burn victims?

Because they have already been roasted one to many times.

If you make fun of a comedian

there's a high chance of you getting 'pun'ished.

I don't understand why people make fun of short people. Honestly though, you've really gotta hand it to short people

Because they probably can't reach it anyways.

Don't make fun of vegans...

They only have the energy to be offended once or twice a day.

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

It is mean to make fun of Trump for using both hands to drink coz of his injury

He touched The Bible a few weeks ago and the injury hasn't healed yet.

Bullies at school make fun of me and call me a terrorist because my name is Victor...

Tomorrow, I'll bring big brother Vector! He will teach them...

Hey, before you make fun of China, you should actually visit the country...

They won’t let you back in after.

It's not okay to make fun of menstruation

Period.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

Don’t make fun of the short guy hanging his still-life pictures

That’s just low hanging fruit

Never make fun of a person who stammers...

Because they'll get their revenge... eventually.

It's easy to make fun of short people.

The jokes always go over their head.

At the ceramic tile factory they have employee parties where they make the tiles stand on edge. Instead of commending the skill involved they make fun of eachother.

It is an erect tile diss function.

We should not in any way, shape, or form make fun of female's time of the month

Period.

I hate how my British friends make fun of Americans for losing an entire country to a bunch of rice farmers.

But then I tell them they lost an entire subcontinent to a guy who wouldn't eat.

You Brits can make fun of me, but I think it's funny.

What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?

"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"

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Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death?

... Because it's not PC

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

It’s ok to make fun of tall people

You’re literally punching up!

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As a foreigner, why do people make fun of the way I curse?

This one guy at work in particular. He's a scumbag, a real piece of fuck.

I never try to make fun of a guy named Terry.

Because just like the people on Oregon trail I don't want to die of disen Terry.

People make fun of anti-vaxx people but you gotta admit

They do reduce carbon emissions

Yesterday, my wife complained because I always make fun of her weight

I told her: ”grab these two chairs, sit yourself down and we’ll talk it out”

Great joke to make fun of any profession that is hard to get a job in

I'll be using a musician, since I'm a frustrated musician.

There once was a musician looking for a job, he was starting to get desperate since it had been so long since he made any money. One day he gets excited finding out that there's an opening for a musician in the Circus so he goes to th...

I used to make fun of people who used online dating sites, but I'm trying one out for the first time

It's called OKHubris

Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield?

Because Copper is refined by Roasting.

My son used to make fun of my “dad jokes”.

He’s dead now. The police didn’t even investigate.

They said the cause was apparent.

People often make fun of me for swallowing helium

But I rise above it.

Some of my friends make fun of me for peeing while sitting down.

But most of them just get mad because it's on their couch.

I've started wearing a bike helmet, cause I find safety important. Now people stare and make fun of me.

I'll never go to that spinning class again.

I have been told that you can't make fun of illiterates

But you can if you write the jokes down.

I make fun of my parents for not knowing how to use new technology

But then again, I googled how to boil an egg

If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you....

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