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Lunch Meat Jokes

What is a marine snail’s favorite lunch meat?

A-Bologna!

Why is a kitty who eats only lunch meats the most fragile?

Because it’s deli-cat

A Grandfather tells his Grandson, "When I was a boy, you could go into a store with change in your pocket, and come out with a loaf of bread, lunch meat, and a bottle of milk.

The Grandson replies, " You can't do that anymore Grandpa, there's too many cameras now".

I was addicted to lunch meats, but I quit cold turkey.

I'm still hooked on salami and roast beef though.

What do you call lunch meat thats on your shin?

Bologna

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How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia?

It's in bread

A man is checking out at the grocery store.

He buys a dozen eggs, two boxes of pasta, waffles, a bag of onions, lunch meat, oatmeal, sparkling water and throws on a pack of gum at the register.
The woman behind him says "you must be single"
"Why yes I am! Did you figure this out by noticing all the stuff I bought?"
"Nope, it's becaus...

Hope it's not too soon... :l

I just saw Louis CK riding the L train downtown with no pants on and he invited me to get some lunch meat with him from Rubway.

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A worried woman...[nsfw]

A woman begins dating a new man, and it seems like their relationship is developing well. However, she's worried about the overly large size of her lady orifice. So, she decides to hold off the young man's ardor. She knows she can't wait forever, but she just can't think of what else to do.

F...

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