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Offal Jokes

You know, people tell me organ meat is offal...

But personally I think German meats are the wurst.

A friend of mine asked me why Merry and Pippen didn't just walk behind Treebeard through Fangorn Forest? I said "I don't know, why?"

He said " They wouldn't follow Ent trails". I said "That's an offal joke".

I can't understand how people are fine with eating hot dogs

I think they're just offal!

Didja hear the ones about intestines?

They're just offal

My friend offered me some sheep stomach tacos...

I said "No, thanks. That sounds offal."

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Did you hear about the new restaurant downtown that serves, sweetbreads, pate’ haggis and scrapple?

It’s offal.

My friend hates his job at the slaughterhouse

He said he has to collect all the innards from the animals to make into pet food. We both agree that's absolutely offal.

One time I was walking in the woods and accidentally stepped in some deer guts...

...it was just offal.

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

One day my mum made a stew out of cow intestines.

It tasted offal.

We tried that new fusion restaurant that only serves intestines and organ meat.

It was offal.

I recently visited a restaurant that only serves internal organs.

It was offal

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A woman was in bed with her husband.

Every night, the husband farts in his sleep. His farts were so loud and disgusting that, most nights, she couldn't sleep at night.

One day, she tries to tell him "honey, please stop farting in bed. It's hard to sleep when just as I'm about to get some rest I hear this sudden *POOMPH* from yo...

I just ate tripe for the first time.

It was offal!

I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse.

The view from my bedroom was offal.

I tried to make a pie with fish innards!

It was cod offal.

How did the butcher know he’d been handling too much organ meat.

He felt offal.

I found out there are people who eat animal guts and entrails.

I think that's offal.

I tried Haggis for the first time today...

It tasted offal!

I accidentally ate gone-off meat

It tasted offal

What did the farmer say when he dropped off all his cows at the slaughterhouse?

"It smells *offal* in here!"

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