One time I was walking in the woods and accidentally stepped in some deer guts...

...it was just offal.

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

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A woman was in bed with her husband.

Every night, the husband farts in his sleep. His farts were so loud and disgusting that, most nights, she couldn't sleep at night.

One day, she tries to tell him "honey, please stop farting in bed. It's hard to sleep when just as I'm about to get some rest I hear this sudden *POOMPH* from yo...

One day my mum made a stew out of cow intestines.

It tasted offal.

We tried that new fusion restaurant that only serves intestines and organ meat.

It was offal.

A Scottish man, English man and an American are in a hot air balloon.

A Scottish man, English man and an American are in a hot air balloon. It's sinking fast. They need to throw something out that they have a lot of or they will crash into the houses below. The Scottish man throws out a haggis. English man throws out a cup of tea. The American throws out a bomb. They ...

Why don’t people like eating intestines?

It’s offal!

How did the butcher know he’d been handling too much organ meat.

He felt offal.

Today at the butchers I fell into a pile of animal guts.

It was offal!

I recently visited a restaurant that only serves internal organs.

It was offal

I just ate tripe for the first time.

It was offal!

I tried to make a pie with fish innards!

It was cod offal.

I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse.

The view from my bedroom was offal.

I found out there are people who eat animal guts and entrails.

I think that's offal.

I accidentally ate gone-off meat

It tasted offal

I tried Haggis for the first time today...

It tasted offal!

Did you hear the one about the Scottish guy who loved haggis?

It was offal.

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