Why do anacondas like hamburgers?

Cause it got buns, hun

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What do hamburgers wear when they have sex?

Condoments

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An American was talking to a Japanese friend on why he wouldn't eat french fries and hamburgers...

The Japanese friend said: "In Japan normally we don't eat a lot of unhealthy stuff because it'll make us fat".

The American said: "Why do you care about being fat?"

The Japanese friend said: "You don't want to know what happened last time when we had a fat man in Japan..."

Following the meatless hamburger craze, a German company announced that they will start making a patty made out of Soylent Green.

They insist it is made completely from Hamburgers.

Where did the two hamburgers go to dance?

The meatball

What do priests and McDonald’s hamburgers have in common?

They both put meat in between ten year old buns.

It's crazy to think that we have scientists that can make hamburgers out of plants. These possibilities are just...

Beyond meat

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A man is making hamburgers made of deer meat for his family for dinner one night ...

He says to his kids "try to guess whats in the hamburger. Ill give you a hint, its what mommy calls me"

Immediatly his son yells to his sister "stop eating it! Its a fucking dick!"

What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers?

A cannibull..ha..ha..?

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[NSFW] I eat pussy like I eat my hamburgers...

People are starting to wonder why I'm crying in front of my untouched burger

a traveling salesman ...

So a traveling salesman goes into a fairly grungy diner. The waitress comes over, and she doesn't look much better.

Deciding not to take any chances, the salesman orders two hamburgers and a hot dog.

The waitress comes over a few minutes later with the hamburgers under her arms.
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If Londoners are what you call people from London and New Yorkers are what you call people from New York, what are Hamburgers??

Delicious!!

What kind of food truck serves hamburgers?

A patty wagon

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky?

One of them is a meatier shower.

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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country.

On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”

For lu...

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Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins?

Because they're inbred!

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