Instant Coffee Jokes - 7 Hilarious Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

A Jewish man does not make instant coffee.......

Hebrews...

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

I tried to switch from instant coffee to tea...

But the time difference is steep.

A hot mug of divorce

My wife said yesterday that she's almost out of coffee beans. I said "Well I guess that's it, instant coffee for you from here on out."

She asked me "How about divorce from here on out"?

I said "C'MON, that's what you're going to cite as grounds for divorce?"

Signs you drink too much coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

- You ski uphill.

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

- You lick your coffeepot clean.

- You're the employee of ...

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A bank robber and her husband were being chased by the police

A bank robber and her husband were being chased by the police

In order to shake off the heat, the couple rushed into a Victoria's secret to blend in with the crowd and hide.

By the time two officers had shown up, the weird looks and perfume that everyone was berating them with were inc...

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