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Every Friday, the doctor goes down to Dick's bar and orders a daiquiri - but no just any daiquiri - he prefers them to be made with chicory root.
One Friday, Dick runs out of chicory, and he looks around frantically. He finds a jar of hickory, and he thinks, "Well, they do SOUND the same..."

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"12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style"

Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
all I got was two scrawny pigeon...

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