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Inside Job Jokes

7/11 was an inside job

Didn’t much like the uniform, but at least I didn’t get rained on.

Why do so many people think 9/11 was an inside job?

That obviously can’t be the case, because the planes came from the outside!



Thanks for tolerating this joke. A buddy of mine said it on a school trip a few years ago.

We may never know if 9/11 was an inside job…

… but we definitely know that 7-11 is a part time job.

They said 9/11 was an inside job, but that would never happen again in this day and age.

They would probably want a minimum of 10 years of experience in suicide bombing for an entry level position.

Our company car in front of the store was stolen last night. The police was told by my boss that only him and a few trusted employees have the access to the key and concluded that it was an inside job. I doubt it...

I mean, how could it be an inside job if the car was stolen outside?

What did the emergency dispatcher say when they were asked if they worked indoors or outdoors?

"911 is an inside job"

I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11

because it's an inside job.

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I have come up with a new sex move.

Guy sticks dick in pussy, girl shoves fist in her own ass. girl somehow feels for dick and when she knows where she gives him a handjob inside of her. I call it 9/11 because its an inside job.

What’s the difference between 9/11 & that summer I worked as a roofer?

9/11 was an inside job

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If Ant Man did beat Thanos by crawling up his butt

Would it be considered an inside job?

Sword swallower found dead

The police suspect it's an inside job

A drunk man is sitting on a bar stool.

He leans over and asks the guy on his left, “did you shpill your drink on me?” The guy says “no I did not.” He then leans over and asks the guy on his right, “did you shpill your drink on me?” “No, I certainly did not.”

“Then I guess it must have been an inside job.”

What did the German janitor say when asked if his 11 AM appointment was outdoors?

Nein! Eleven was an inside job.

I don't believe in most conspiracies....but

7-11 IS an inside job.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job...
but planes fly OUTSIDE.

Can't explain that

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers;

I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job

Conspirators are relentless...

A man lives his whole life believing that JFK's assassination was an inside job done by the CIA. He goes his whole life believing this. One day he passes on and goes up to meet God. God says "Welcome to heaven, do you have any questions?" The man replies, "Yes, who shot JFK?" God then replies "Well ...

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Conspiracy theorists on Facebook on this joyous day of days.

These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder because Kennedy's assassin really hated marathons. Especially the ones run by Disney every year because he was a nazi and everyone knows nazis are hiding on the dark side of the moon purposely keeping weed from being legalize...

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