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Hold Off Jokes

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A worried woman...[nsfw]

A woman begins dating a new man, and it seems like their relationship is developing well. However, she's worried about the overly large size of her lady orifice. So, she decides to hold off the young man's ardor. She knows she can't wait forever, but she just can't think of what else to do.

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Babies are like new tattoos

They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.

Winter is like your boyfriend...

you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible

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