Half Off Jokes - 15 Hilarious Half Off Jokes

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An unkempt teenager with his pants hanging half off his bottom walked into the local welfare office to pick up his welfare payment.

He marched up to the counter and said,

"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job ope...

What do you call pants that are half off?

Pant

Everything was half off at a retail store

It really cheapened the experience.

"Special today! Jokes, half off!"

"I'll take one." "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I don't know, why?" "Sorry, that's all you get."

Customer to sales girl, I'm here for the crazy pant's half off sale.

Salesgirl, Yes I know....I can clearly see your nuts.

Why did Donald Trump rush to Macy's?

He heard they had Ivanka's clothes half off

Did you hear about the sith lord who went shopping?

He went to the Maul. Everything was half off.

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What is the difference between thrifting and in the backseat of a car?

Nothing, the dress is still half off

Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.

He could have called it Billie Jeans.

Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!

Kids pants would be half off there.

I'm starting a discount amputation clinic.

I'm calling it Half Off For Half Off.

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My grandfather's favourite joke

First time posting here, my grandfather's funeral was yesterday, and in honor of him I thought I would share his favourite joke of all time. My grandfather worked in advertisement, and his favourite jokes had to do with bad advertising. His favourite? Women's dresses, half off.

Rest in peace...

You know why Onlyfans is going to go out of business?

Because everything is half off.

I recently bought a Supreme Leader Snoke toy at the store.

The price was definitely worth it since it was half off.

Victoria’s Secret is having a Janet Jackson themed sale for the Holidays

All bras are half off

() Did you hear they're having a Michael Jackson sale at Walmart?

A - Boy's pants are half off.

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