Why are Tacos depressed?

Because they’re always falling apart

If you don’t like tacos,

I’m nacho type.

If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in..

Tacoma

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos

Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole

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What do tacos and uncles have in common?

The bad ones can really hurt your asshole

A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.

The taco starts talking the bartender's ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, "Hey, why is he so quiet?"

The taco replies, "Oh, sorry. I'm just a lot more open than he is."

"I don't like tacos."

Said no Juan ever.

My kids won’t eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.

Then I ate their tacos.

It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or

When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child

Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.

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Guy gets a hotel room and asks for a hooker

A man heads to a seedy hotel to rent a room and asks the clerk where to find a prostitute.

The clerk says not to worry, he'll send one to the man's room in a few minutes.

The man goes to his room and sure enough, a few minutes later a prostitute knocks on his door.

"Hi honey, ho...

Last night I made fish tacos

They looked at them and just swam away.

I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.

I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"

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It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly.

I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,

"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"

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What do you call a taco’s ex-girlfriend???

Nacho bitch!!!

What did Wilford Brimley get whenever he ate Taco Bell?

Diarrhetus.

The father Taco approaches the son Taco.........

Then the father Taco said to his son, "Son, there's something we need to Taco-bout".

Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily...

Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.

What is you’re best taco/ Mexican food pun?

Hey reddit! So currently I work at Taco Bell taking orders in the drive thru. With covid-19 all going around, a lot of people have been more down compared to before. So I’ve been trying to make their days somewhat better. The conversation usually goes like this:
Me: “hi welcome to Taco Bell, how ...

I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once..

They kindly asked me to get off the counter

Shout out to Taco Bell hot sauce packets

For teaching me how to flirt!

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue

Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate.

Many women object to the restaurant named ‘The Pink Taco’

Personally I would prefer “The Bearded Clam.”

Did you know you can discharge all four states of matter out of your ass?

Just eat Taco Bell to discharge plasma.

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Today, I ate a bunch of Taco Bell.









Lots of shit went down.

Today this pervert offered me a taco to see me naked. So I replied...

What do I have to do to get a burrito?

You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads "There are 2 armed men in here".......what do you do?

Eat your food.......1 armed men can't make tacos.

I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican."

It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”

I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”

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I think Taco Bell was the tastiest laxative I've ever had.

I shit you not.

A man died after a taco eating contest. Do you know how many tacos he ate?

Not enough.

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...

I get hard every time.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas

A Man Stands In front of a Taco Truck and Reads the Menu.

It reads:

Taco $2
Burrito$6
Handjob$10

He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful woman at the register.

"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" He says, ahnding her ten dollars.

"Yes I am." She answers seductively.

"Well wash your hands, I want 5 ...

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

What's Kermit's favorite food?

Pork Tacos.

I got gas today for $1.39.

Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."

I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog...

My friend: “My girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico”

Me: “Hey babe what do you wanna eat?”

Her: “Nothing”

Me: *flies to Africa*

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What do my wife and taco bell have in common?

- Both take my money
- Both make me feel shit
- Both start out great, but ultimately leave me an
overwhelming sense of regret
- Both satisfy millions of americans
- Both are from California

Why wasn't Taco Bell featured at the White House's fast food feast?

Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

What do you mean gas shortage

There's plenty of Taco Bells in the US

What do you call an ocean full of tacos?

Flotilla

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.

To help us get more runs than our opponent.

A girl reaches out to me on Tinder and asks "If you could be any type of taco, what would would you be, and why?"

I reply "I would be a Taco Bell crunchy taco so that eleven of my friends and I could come inside one box."

Whats the difference between my son and taco bell

I love taco bell

What's Taco Bell's secret sauce recipe?

No idea, they keep it under wraps.

I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell?

About 25 seconds in the microwave.

DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell

Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

What did the EMT say to the choking guy at Taco Bell?

Live más.

If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..

It tastes exactly like poverty.

Rich people have...

Rich people have colon cleanses
Poor people have taco bell

"Taco Tuesday" is an illegal practice in China.

That's not true but I bet some of you believed it with how crazy it is over there.

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Have you ever use Taco Bell hot sauce as anal lube?

I hear that shit's fire.

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Love is like eating Taco Bell

It’s heaven until it all turns to shit.

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Why doesn't Taco Bell have a play area?

It's hard to have a good time when you're trying not to shit your pants.

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno...

It's a hostile tacover.

I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them.

That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....

I can be the Taco Beast...

...If you're my Taco Belle!

Life is like a taco

It falls apart

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Whats the difference between Taco Bell and a baby?

Eating a baby is a heinous deed, but eating Taco Bell makes your anus bleed.

What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?

A beanerschnitzel.

I’m so sorry...

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....

I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.

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What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common?

So much shit is going down today.

What does a chicken taco say?

Guawk guawk!!

My dad is chopping up Onions in the other room, I’ve been crying all day.

Onions was a good dog, but I’m still pretty excited for taco night.

Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.

At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."

Taco emergency ?

Call 9 Jaun Jaun

Three inmates at the insane asylum gather around the lunch table to plot how they can break out and regain their freedom.

Rudy, the longest standing resident explains they should all meet along the Southern wall at precisely midnight, whereupon he will use his recently illegally acquired hospital issue flashlight to vault them over the wall. Then it’s a short walk across the border into Mexico.

Upon hearing the ...

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