I like my pastrami how I like them Alabamians.

In bread

Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?

At the Nelson Mandeli.

A Catholic priest and a Jewish Rabbi meet at a delicatessen for lunch.

The Rabbi orders the pastrami, the priest orders the ham.

"I'm just curious," the priest says to the Rabbi. "Why can't you eat ham?"

"Never really thought about it," the Rabbi replies. "As a Jew, it's just one of the ways we are expected to show our devotion and obedience to God."
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