A man working at a sausage factory died in a tragic accident
The forman calls the man's wife to break the news. Unconsolable, she asks "how did it happen? Did he have a heart attack? Did he fall down the stairs?" The forman replies "No, ma'am. He tripped into the machine that puts the ground meat into links." "It's the wurst case scenario."
A customer at a restaurant finds a hair in his meatballs.
He calls the waiter over and says: "Excuse me, but there appears to be a hair in my meatballs."
The waiter says: "Sorry about that. You see, we just hired a brand new chef and he has a very unique approach to making meatballs. He likes to take the ground meat and roll it on his chest into th...