[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
A cheesy pick up line.
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."
"Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.
Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses* Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey ...
What is a vampire’s favorite kind of cheese?
three construction workers eat lunch together on the roof everyday, an irishman, and italian, and a pollack.
so the the irishman opens his lunch and its corned beef hash, and he exclaims "I swear to god everyday i eat this corned beef I'm sick of it! if my wife makes it for me again i'm going to jump off this roof!" then the Italian guy opens his lunch "Prosciutto and mozzarella again! next time my wife ma...
Have you heard any cheese puns?
I'm nacho if you will like them. Some of them are gouda. Others are fetastic. And alot of them are unbrielievably bad. But in queso you were wondering, I tried wheely hard to think of as many cheese puns as I could. I swiss that I could think of a mozzarella pun. I colby out social...
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.
"I'll start with some chips and salsa," the first pig replies. "I will begin with some mozzarella sticks," the second pig says. "Wat...