[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched i...
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
A cheesy pick up line.
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."
"Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.
Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses* Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey ...
What is a vampire’s favorite kind of cheese?
three construction workers eat lunch together on the roof everyday, an irishman, and italian, and a pollack.
so the the irishman opens his lunch and its corned beef hash, and he exclaims "I swear to god everyday i eat this corned beef I'm sick of it! if my wife makes it for me again i'm going to jump off this roof!" then the Italian guy opens his lunch "Prosciutto and mozzarella again! next time my wife ma...
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.
"I'll start with some chips and salsa," the first pig replies. "I will begin with some mozzarella sticks," the second pig says. "Wat...
A Guy and a blonde...
...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting place.
They're trying all sorts of cheeses with random names. Then they make it to one and the blonde says, "This is delicious what's it called?"
The guy says, "it's mozzarella, have you never had it before?"
The blonde says, "Mozzare...