[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
A cheesy pick up line.
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched i...
"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."
"Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday
We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
What is a vampire’s favorite kind of cheese?
three construction workers eat lunch together on the roof everyday, an irishman, and italian, and a pollack.
so the the irishman opens his lunch and its corned beef hash, and he exclaims "I swear to god everyday i eat this corned beef I'm sick of it! if my wife makes it for me again i'm going to jump off this roof!" then the Italian guy opens his lunch "Prosciutto and mozzarella again! next time my wife ma...
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.
"I'll start with some chips and salsa," the first pig replies. "I will begin with some mozzarella sticks," the second pig says. "Wat...
The BLM movement, dissolved to it's most fundamental components, becomes nothing more than a pile of feces ...
... assured the gastroenterologist to his concerned patient, who heard a rumor that bacon lettuce and mozzarella sandwiches cannot be properly digested and will adversely affect your colon.