Veggie Burger Jokes - 4 Hilarious Veggie Burger Jokes

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What do veggie burgers and dildos have in common?

They both are meat substitutes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Did you hear about the line of veggie burgers released by Greta Van Fleet?

They are 100% plant-based.

Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger?

Because they'll never meat in the middle.

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