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Just found this joke in a pile of my late fatherā€™s belongingsā€¦

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a
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John and Jack were talking in a bar...

John said: ā€œyou know Jack, Iā€™ll miss you when you are gone. Youā€˜ll be buried, grass will grow over you, a cow will eat it and will do its business on the road. Iā€™ll look to it and think ā€œpoor Jack, changed so muchā€.

Jack than replied: ā€œdear John, Iā€™ll also miss you when you are gone. Youā€˜ll ...

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