A priest, a lawyer, and an engineer, were each sentenced to death by guillotine.
The priest went first, and he says "Please. Allow me to lie facing up, so that I might face towards God as I am about to join him."
The guards allow it, and place his head through the slot.
The guard pulls the lever and the blade comes down but stops just inches short of the priest's h...
Trucker's hobby.
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the truck...
How many boy scouts does take to change a lightbulb?
One. But it takes a few days, because he only gives it a good turn daily.
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