Why did the ape drop the ball?

He thought he was the king of the juggle.

I love when they drop the ball in Time Square..

It’s a nice reminder of what I did all last year.

We’re in for a really cold New Year’s Day

When they try to drop the ball at Times Square, it will retract up.

Baseball bet

Two guys are sitting at the bar watching a baseball game when the batter hits a high pop fly to center field.

The first guy says “I’ll bet you $50 bucks he drops it.”

Second guy says “You’re on. That’s an easy play.”

The centerfield proceeds to drop the ball and the second gu...

They say New York has the best New Years Eve Party

I’d say it’s overrated - every year they drop the ball

Every year I tune into 'Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve' thinking this will be the year it's worth watching.

But they always drop the ball.

Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time's Square

...and year after year, they drop the ball

Jesus, Moses and an Old man are playing golf.

Moses is up first, and after whacking the ball, it falls into a lake. He parts the waters, hits the ball again onto the green.

Then, Jesus has his go, the ball soars at the same lake but this time it floats, so he walks across the water and hits the ball onto the green.

Then the old ma...

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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