So Jesus, Moses, and a friend of theirs all go out for a round of golf.
Jesus steps up to the tee. Takes his swing, and it's a nice looking drive, but it ends up in the water hazard and floats to the top. He walks out onto the pond and chips up onto the green.
Moses steps up to the tee...
Jesus, Moses and an Old man are playing golf.
Moses is up first, and after whacking the ball, it falls into a lake. He parts the waters, hits the ball again onto the green.
Then, Jesus has his go, the ball soars at the same lake but this time it floats, so he walks across the water and hits the ball onto the green.
Then the old ma...
We’re in for a really cold New Year’s Day
When they try to drop the ball at Times Square, it will retract up.
Every year I tune into 'Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve' thinking this will be the year it's worth watching.
But they always drop the ball.
They say New York has the best New Years Eve Party
I’d say it’s overrated - every year they drop the ball
Baseball bet
Two guys are sitting at the bar watching a baseball game when the batter hits a high pop fly to center field.
The first guy says “I’ll bet you $50 bucks he drops it.”
Second guy says “You’re on. That’s an easy play.”
The centerfield proceeds to drop the ball and the second gu...
Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time's Square
...and year after year, they drop the ball
I hope we are all able to achieve our new year's resolution goals.
But, I have a feeling we're going to drop the ball.
How does Times Square start the new year?
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
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