My friend told me I make him feel uncomfortable because I violate his personal space...

It was a very hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

Ellen Pao walks into [this content violates our ban on anti-reddit propoganda policy and his thus been banned ]

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*The next user to make a joke about our glorious leader Ellen Pao shall be banned along with the offending subreddit.*

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*Grand Vizier Hippo Hamburger*

I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it's totally violates the second amendment.

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

Will the Supreme Court ban epilepsy on 4th Amendment grounds?

It violates the right to be free from unreasonable seizures

What color breaks the law?

Violate.

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Leprechauns do exist

A man walks into the men's bathroom to take a piss. Low and behold, after a few seconds into relieving himself a very short man walks in and begins peeing in the urinal next to him. Curious about the little fellow, the man looks over the wall separator and tries to get a glimpse of the smaller man's...

The two nuns

There were two nuns, one was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the
other one as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 1⁄2
minutes? I wonder what he wants. ...

Jacob and the Lottery

Jacob is a well to do Jewish man with a beautiful wife and 3 children. He owns a start-up business that has been doing quite well recently.
However, his business suddenly goes bankrupt and Jacob goes to God for help.

Jacob kneels at the altar and says: "Lord I have always been faithful and...

A game develper goes to H*ll

A young game developer is killed before his time, and stands before Saint Peter.
"Because you died so young, we cannot properly judge you on your sins and virtues. Therefore, you will be allowed to choose between going to Heaven or Hell."
Before the developer can express his dismay, St. Peter ...

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Two weary travelers walk into a tavern..

Two men weary from the road stumbled into a tavern late one evening. They asked the tavern owner if there were any rooms in town.

"No. Not a one. But I remember my youthful days traveling and ill be willing to let you stay upstairs in a spare room, but my daughter sleeps upstairs as well and ...

..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad.

My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality..

Reddit, what is your favorite Limerick?

One of my favorites seems a perfect starter. ^_^

There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space]

[Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies?

They both violate the rules of the premises.

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A German commander in occupied France relays to his men a new order from the Fuhrer himself...[NSFW]

"Our glorious Fuhrer has ordered us that we should rape as many women as possible in order to spread further our glorious Aryan genes. After each rape, you should must salute to the woman, and say: 'Here now lies in your womb a glorious member of the Aryan race. You shall name him Adolf. Sieg heil!...

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