Dried Fruit Jokes - 12 Hilarious Dried Fruit Jokes

Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit.

On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events.

I now sell dried fruit for a living

It’s my current job

I've been offered some work with a dried fruit company.

Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates

I accidentally sat on a bag of dried fruit the other day

Guess I *have* been on a date this year!

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit...

Next week we're going to go on a date

I met a girl who didn’t like dried fruit.

Well I certainly couldn’t interest her in a date.

I would never buy trail mix without dried fruit or chocolate.

That’s just nuts!

I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently

It's really all about raisin awareness.

Hear about the fire at the dried fruits factory?

It was an apricotastrophe.

People are always asking “why give up everything to get into the dried fruit business?”

I have my raisins.

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For my cake day I’ve decided to share my favourite cake recipe

I used to have trouble remembering how I did it, so this time I wrote it down while making it.

You’ll need 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1...bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to che...

I've mastered a way to pick up dates at the supermarket

It's super simple, just head down over to the dried fruits isle

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