Date Palm Jokes - 2 Hilarious Date Palm Jokes

A wise oldman was planting a date palm...

A boy approaches and asks:

- Wise oldman, why are you planting such tree if it's highly unlikely that you live enough to see it bear fruits?

The wise oldman look at the boy and smiled:

- Why don't you go f**k yourself and mind your own business? The terrain is mine a...

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A young man sees an old monk

A young man sees an old monk lovingly planting date seeds in his garden, next to his small hut.

A date palm can take almost 15-20 years before it begins to produce fruit. The young man is curious why this old monk is planting date palms.

He approaches the monk, expecting a wonderful d...

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