My wife just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.
Apparently "heating up your dinner" is NOT the correct answer
One day a man is taking a shower in his family home. His dad walks in on him while he is drying off and notices his son is Huge.
The dad says: Holy hell son, where have you been hiding that thing?!
The son looks over to his pants lying on the floor and replies to his dad: ".....In my Genes."
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For those of you that never heard an ending to Bender's joke from the movie The Breakfast Club.
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar and the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The blonde says "as a matter of fact, make it a double scotch on the rocks! I was just drying off af...