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My family is divided on the question of imported fruits. My mom says no.

Papaya

What does a former head of the Vatican have in common with a fruit grown in Mexico?

They're both Pope Pius/papayas!

What does a girl with a fruit and daddy kink call her significant other?

Papaya

Which fruit has a pie in the middle of it?

Papaya

(Puh—pie—yah)

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