Russian, American and German got caught by a tribe of cannibals
Cannibals told them:
\- We'll give you 2 tasks. Do them separately and we will release you
3 guys agreed
\- Ok. First task is - each one of you should bring us 10 fruits
Russian, American and German went into the forest. A few hours later, German comes back with 10 apples...
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A whisky distillery is looking for a new taster.
They put out an ad for the tasting job in the newspaper. The next day, a shabby homeless man comes forward to apply and be interviewed. No one on the team is willing to hire him, but the distillery manager lets him sit for the interview for amusement's sake.
He asks his assistant to bring a g...
They say you are what you eat
So I bought myself some "ready to eat Apricots"
And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots.