I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots

They say you are what you eat and that’s true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots

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I entered a gameshow to win a million dollars...

The gameshow required guessing the unknown using your five senses.

In round one, I stuck my hand into a covered box and guess what was inside by feel. Without hesitation I knew it was seaweed and tinfoil. I would know that feeling anywhere.

In round two, we were paired and had to guess...

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Russian, American and German got caught by a tribe of cannibals

Cannibals told them:

\- We'll give you 2 tasks. Do them separately and we will release you

3 guys agreed

\- Ok. First task is - each one of you should bring us 10 fruits

Russian, American and German went into the forest. A few hours later, German comes back with 10 apples...

They say you are what you eat

So I bought myself some "ready to eat Apricots"

And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots.

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