Every time I go to my favorite restaurant I order the club sandwich.
I've been doing this for years and I'm not even a member.
I'll have a club sandwich on rye.
Hold the mayo. Cuddle the mustard. Whisper soft words of confidence to the lettuce. Make love to the onion
I no longer eat club sandwiches
I quit cold turkey.
My New Year's resolution is to give up club sandwiches.
But I don't think I can give up cold turkey.
James Bond orders a sandwich
James Bond goes to a deli and orders a club sandwich.
The employee says to him, "Mr. Bond, we have ham or turkey. How would you like it?"
Bond replies, "bacon, not bird."
A duck walks into a bar after a long day of work on abuilding sight
He hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club sandwich and a pint of Guinness , the bartender says "WOW! A talking duck" he is very surprised but gets him his sandwich and pint anyway
The next night the duck comes in and hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club s...
All he wanted was a coke
Larry was a lonely wanderer, traveling the vast country of the United States.
One evening, after a long day on the road he came across a small town named Healdsburg, after the founder Harmon Heald. Larry decided to stop in for a meal and a good nights rest. For his supper he had a wonderful ...
A salesman walks into a bar and and asks the female bartender what the specials are...
She says it’s $5 for a club sandwich and $20 for a bj. Salesman looks at her and and asks her “do you give hand jobs?” To which she responds “Yes that’s $15.”
Salesman looks and her, slips her a $10 and says “that’s $5 for the sandwich and another $5 for you to wash your hands before you mak...
What did the DJ order from the deli?
A club sandwich with extra beets.