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I've started buying up chicken stock

Pretty soon, I'll be a bouillonaire!

Chicken stock has gone up today,

but only by a poultry sum.

During this pandemic I'm buying lots of stocks.

Beef stock, chicken stock, fish stock. Soon I'm going to be a bouillon-ere!

Where does a rooster invest his money

In chicken stock!



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How did the poultry farmer become wealthy?

He sold all his chicken stock

I lost everything investing in poultry

Thatโ€™s what you get for putting your money in chicken stock.

A good chef can have conversations with animals

Well, at the very least they should be able to make some chicken stock.

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