What do you call an aquamarine aquatic mammal that expresses genuine enthusiasm for gelatinous foods?
A teal seal that feels real zeal for congealed meals.
Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?
Because cubes are platonic solids.
There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can.
If you get this email, don’t open it. It’s spam.
Once arrested a guy with a gun made of gelatin
Charged him with carrying a congealed weapon
A milk thief goes into a barn
He finds a suitable cattle, and tries to milk it. Eventually he resorts to sucking on the udder, and eventually gets a spurt of gelatinous, salty milk. The farmer enters to see the man spitting it out, before the man remarks about the disgusting milk.
offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it.
Crap looks like /r/jokes is going to delete my joke
"These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as...
I hate it
I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
A german, a frenchman, and a greek crash in the amazon
A german, a frenchman, and a greek are on a plane. The plane crashes in the amazon. They meet the natives and they say "don't kill us" and the amazonians say "We will not kill you, but you have to do something. You have to spend 10 years in a cave. We will fill the cave up with all the provisions yo...