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What do you call an aquamarine aquatic mammal that expresses genuine enthusiasm for gelatinous foods?

A teal seal that feels real zeal for congealed meals.

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

Once arrested a guy with a gun made of gelatin

Charged him with carrying a congealed weapon

WARNING: There's an email going round...

...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.

If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.

It's spam!

What language do jellyfish speak?


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There's an email going around

offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it.

It's spam.

Crap looks like /r/jokes is going to delete my joke

"These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as...

I hate it

I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.

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A german, a frenchman, and a greek crash in the amazon

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