Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

I stole a revolver made out of gelatine.

Once the cops found me I was charged for carrying a congealed weapon.

There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can.

If you get this email, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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There's an email going around

offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it.

It's spam.



Crap looks like /r/jokes is going to delete my joke

"These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as...

I hate it

I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.

A german, a frenchman, and a greek crash in the amazon

A german, a frenchman, and a greek are on a plane. The plane crashes in the amazon. They meet the natives and they say "don't kill us" and the amazonians say "We will not kill you, but you have to do something. You have to spend 10 years in a cave. We will fill the cave up with all the provisions yo...

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