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Chicken Strip Jokes

A raw chicken strip dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day

Until then, it's just a pre-tender.

Where can you see a chicken strip?

At the chicken club

Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas?

They’re considered legal “tender”

What do you call a vegan chicken strip?

A chicken pretender

I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip

So I bought a wallet

Now my legal tender is safe

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"

Did you know Elvis was a big fan of Chicken Strips?

He even wrote a song about them called “Love Me Tender”.

My own play on a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because Chicken had a job interview. Chicken failed. "Chicken winged" it. Chicken failed more jobs. Chicken lose money. Chicken lose house. "Chicken strips".

Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip

What do you get when you cross KFC with a gentlemen's club?

Chicken strips!

"I'm hungry. I just need something small to satisfy, any suggestions?"

"...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?"

"Maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

My mate asked what I wanted to do on Friday night

I asked if he was up for chicken strips and a drink
He replied “nah man, I don’t wanna see no naked chickens”

What does a chicken do when they fall on hard times?

Chicken strips

Why is chicken a hoe?

Because chicken strips.

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