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Will caskets with clear lids ever catch on?

Remains to be seen.

I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day

Guess you could call it a rare experience

How many Catholics would you catch on Tinder?

Absolutely nun.

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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A guy goes to jail and is talking on the phone to his friend.

Inmate : "So what's your plan to bust me out of this Hell hole?"

Friend : "Ok. Here it is: I'm going to swallow a bunch of rope then do something stupid to get arrested."

Inmate : "I'm listening..."

Friend: "Once I get in there, I'll go to the bathroom, poop out the rope and sne...

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