Catch On Jokes - 7 Hilarious Catch On Jokes

Will caskets with clear lids ever catch on?

Remains to be seen.

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I saw a cow spontaneously catch on fire the other day

Guess you could call it a rare experience

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How many Catholics would you catch on Tinder?

Absolutely nun.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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A guy goes to jail and is talking on the phone to his friend.

Inmate : "So what's your plan to bust me out of this Hell hole?"

Friend : "Ok. Here it is: I'm going to swallow a bunch of rope then do something stupid to get arrested."

Inmate : "I'm listening..."

Friend: "Once I get in there, I'll go to the bathroom, poop out the rope and sne...

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