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Savvy Jokes

Password Savvy

Scene: A bar.

**Me:** What's the WiFi password?

**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first.

**Me:** OK, I'll have a Coke.

**Bartender:** Three Dollars.

**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?

**Bartender:** "You need to buy a drink first." No sp...

Who is the most technologically savvy politician?

MIT Romney.

My grandpa isn't very computer savvy

So my Grandpa (72) got on the internet only recently and is still very unsure about how to use it. A month or so ago I taught him how to use email, to his amazement.
I also showed him how web browsing works and showed him how to put questions into Google search.
Yesterday he was planning t...

Machetes are extremely tech savvy

They can hack anything.

Why was God such a savvy businessman?

He knew how to make prophets.

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Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults.

One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The t...

A knock knock joke for automotive savvy people

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sensor.

Sensor who?

P0325

Moses was computer savvy..

..He had two tablets!

What do you call a hobbit who’s a savvy shopper?

Bilbo Bargains

How does a tech savvy cannibal count his calories?

In kill-o-bites.

So other day I was chatting with this one girl who wasn't that tech savvy per se. The conversion went like this:

Her: HEEEEY, HOW ARE YOU??

Me: Uhh try pressing the Caps Lock.

Her:OMG AWESOME, NOW I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!!!!

tech job

I heard this morning that I didn't get the job as an IT consultant that I applied for. They said I wasn't tech savvy enough. I was so angry that I went to the machine in my office and sent them really angry fax thingy.

A Man Walks Into A Bar.

Ten years of hard work and savvy networking later, he runs a highly successful law firm.

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"

Slogan

A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. "That's why companies have slogans," he explained. "For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'" To which the students reply, "McDonald's!" All the students k...

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2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . . .

So these 2 Congressmen decided to make a goodwill trip to North Korea. To show the wide range of cultures in the U.S., they took a couple redneck guys from Mississippi and a couple of tech savvy guys from California. After a short tour, they were thrown in prison for not having proper credentials....

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