I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold.

I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

I dig, you dig, we dig.

He digs, she digs, they dig.

It's certainly not the most beautiful poem in the world, but it's incredibly deep.

I dig..

You dig...
We dig...
She dig...
He dig...
They dig...

Thats not a very good poem but its pretty deep



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Chicks dig golden retrievers

One can even say they are "Gold Diggers"

Did you hear about the archeologist who accidentally destroyed his dig site?

His career is in ruins.

Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"

I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"

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That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.

I should dig a hole and name it love

So I can watch people fall in love and cry at my lonely, depressing life

I Dig

I wrote a poem, hope you like it:

I Dig.

You Dig.

They Dig.

We Dig.

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Dig Bick

A rumor was floating around a school about the sophomore moron; Johnny, regarding his junk. Apparently Johnny was packing enough heat to put a horse to shame.
Recent divorcee and history teacher Miss Stevens caught wind of these rumors in the staff room one day and made it her personal mission to...

When the kids said they were going to dig a hole to China . . .

I warned them that it would be boring.

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."

Why do adrenaline junkies dig conventions for the hard of hearing ?

It's always a near deaf experience.

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals..

He's just mining his own business.

Three moles dig their way to IHOP

The first mole pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmm I smell pancakes!"
The second moles pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmmm I smell coffee!"
The third mops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "all I smell is molasses.."

A husband and his wife were always fighting each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The woman would shout - 'When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life..'

Neighbours feared her and the woman liked the fact that she was ...

I have a dig bick

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You read that wrong too

An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison:

"This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if you were here you would've helped me."

His son replied: "You idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden guns there."
Pretty soon, the Police read the letter, and the very next day the ground was dug by the po...

Holmes and Watson were investigating a murder at an archaeological dig-site

Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the murder victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces."

"How on Earth can y...

Can I start digging?

Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.

[waits an hour]

How about now?

Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.

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My cousin thinks it's illegal to have sex with someone who digs for coal.

She says it's against the law to be with a miner.

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.

He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.


His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here,...

A woman is sitting in a park one day, watching two men work.

A woman is sitting in a park one day, watching two men work. The first man digs a hole, and then the second man fills it back in. Then the first man digs another hole, and again, the second man fills it back up. They keep doing this over and over again. Finally, the women asks them, “Why do you keep...

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting

Some may even call it boring

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A sad, depressed guy is walking along the beach...

Suddenly he hears a booming voice from above, and it yells, "**DIG**!"

Confused, the man stops and he hears the voice again, this time louder. "**DIG**!"

So he immediately falls to his knees and starts digging in the sand. Suddenly he hits something solid. A buried chest. "**OPEN**!" Y...

A guy walks into a bar..

He sits down and strikes up a conversation with the bartender
"hey, wanna make a bet?"
The bartender shows some interest
"What's the bet?"
The guy tells the bartender "if I can ask myself a question and answer it, you have to give me a free drink"
The bartender looks at the guy stra...

The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so,

He felt undermined.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.

The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply.

"For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!

At 4 A.M. the next morning a doze...

My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water....

....she means well

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

An Archaeologist Found an Ancient Vase at a Dig Site...

and as he began to inspect the runes carved in it, he started dusting it off, and a genie came screaming out of it in rage.


"**Who disturbs my slumber**! I have been asleep for thousands of years, and *you* dare to wake ***me***? I should kill you where you stand!"

The archaeologis...

At first I didn't know how to dig a trench

but then I got to the bottom of it.

A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon

They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons

Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten.

An English guys digs the ground 100 feet...

and finds telephone wires, he says this proves that we had telephone 100 years ago. An American guy digs 200 feet and finds telephone wires, he says this proves we had telephone 200 years ago. A Turkish guy, digs the ground 2000 feet and finds nothing, he says this proves that we had cell phones 200...

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A rabbit and a bear dig up an old lamp

A rabbit and a bear are digging for some tasty roots when they come across an old lamp. The bear immediately claims it and yanks it out of the rabbits grasp. Wiping off the dirt from the lamp with them in the process.
Immediately a genie bursts from the lamp shouting: *"Thank you for freeing me ...

I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her

Turns out she was a gold digger.

An old arab in the USA want's to plant potatoes,...

... but being the old age that he is, he cannot. He is sad, so he writes an e-mail to his son, whose studying in London.
"Hello, Ahmad, I'm sad. I'd want to plant potatoes, but I'm old and weak"
The son replies soon:
"DAD, DO NOT DIG IN THE GARDEN!! YOU'LL FIND THE THING!!!"

A week...

A lawyer gets pulled up for overspeeding in Chicago.

Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Sir, you were overspeeding.

Lawyer: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see ur license please?

Lawyer: I would have given it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Lawyer: Lost it four years ago for drunk dr...

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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Chinese man are hired to dig a tunnel

The foreman assigns the tasks before they begin to work.

"Alright Gino here will dig the tunnel, Henri will reinforce it with wood and Wang will be in charge of the supplies."

And so the Italian, the Frenchman and the Chinese man set off to work.

The following afternoon, the for...