Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.

But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, shits on the floor and leaves.

I caught a really bad case of COVID in Madrid.

Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.

"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"

The doctor, with his ...

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I cant comprehend constipation

That shit is too deep

Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....

Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.

Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.

Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend...

An amateur physicist was sucked into a black hole

Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Lizard is walking through the forest...

and he comes up to a large tree along the path. He looks up in the tree and sees Koala sitting on a branch smoking a joint.

"Heyoo Koala, do you mind if I climb up and try some?" Lizard asks.

"Not at all Lizard, my dude, come on up!" Koala wheezed while exhaling a ripe puff.

Liz...

Two ants were walking down a road, side by side.

One ant says to the other, "You know, despite how incredibly successful our species is, our tiny brains are nowhere near having the capability to comprehend language like humans do."

The other replies, "Yeah, I really wish people would stop anthropomorphizing us in their jokes."

Tony, a man of criminal reputation, goes to a confession.

Tony, a man of criminal reputation, goes to a confession and tells the priest a couple of mild sins.

"Is that all?" asks the priest, surprised.

"Yes, that's it. There are no more sins."

"And who steals apples from my garden?" asks the priest.

"Father, the acoustics in her...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A horse walks into a bar...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?". Now, the horse does not respond, because it is a horse. It does not understand English nor comprehend the man's shitty joke. Confused by its surroundings, the horse darts out of the bar knocking over a few tables.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug.” The daughter look...

UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of.

The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

A stressed out businessman decides to have a drink on his lunch break to relax...[LONG]

And he finds this hole-in-the-wall-bar. Besides the bartender who is steadily washing glasses behind the end of the bar, he is the only one in there.

He sits at the end of the bar nearest the entrance and orders a whiskey double. The bartender says, "Here you go, pally. If you need anyth...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I know everyone is tired of the negativity with all the recent events...

I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.

With all the scandal, how people think his ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Awkward Dinner Party

A young child was enjoying a cool drink in his room when he heard noises coming from his parents room. He proceeded to the room, wherein he found his parents arguing. His father called his mother a bitch and his mother called his father a bastard. Later on that day he asked his mother, "mummy what d...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The poor little monkey...

Three scientists were discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's butt and force fed it for 2 weeks.
Because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend, they decided to have a go.
A week in, they began to realize WHY the idea had never ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.