Pirate Captain: I need a catch phrase

######First Mate [contemplating whether to murder his captain with a knife or his pieces of wood]:
shiv or me timbers...

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What is Gordon Ramsay's catch phrase during sex?

IT'S FUCKING RAWWW

During the French Revolution, what was the executioner’s catch phrase?

“First come, first severed!”

What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common?

"That's totally random"

What is the punchline to this joke my daughter's Fozzie Bear toy says?

My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy.

He says numerous phrases including singing the muppet babies theme song and who could forget his memorable catch phrase "wakka wakka"

But then, being the jokester he is, says this:

"Did you ever hear the one about the ba...

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