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Pirate Captain: I need a catch phrase

######First Mate [contemplating whether to murder his captain with a knife or his pieces of wood]:
shiv or me timbers...

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What is Gordon Ramsay's catch phrase during sex?

IT'S FUCKING RAWWW

During the French Revolution, what was the executioner’s catch phrase?

“First come, first severed!”

What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common?

"That's totally random"

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Did you hear about The Incredible Hulk taking Viagra!?

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I figure, since the same jokes are on repeat in this Reddit, again and again, I would throw out a freshly created one.

Apparently, now that the Hulk has been taking Viagra, his catch phrase has become:

"Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny", whe...

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