My grandfather told me this one not long before he died
A man is in his boat out on the lake with a bucket full of fish that he had just caught. A wildlife officer spots him and pulls his boat up alongside. Seeing the bucket of fish in the man's boat, the wildlife officer asks to see his fishing license.
The man tells the officer that he doesn't n...
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How to catch a fish
Another joke that i heard in Hindi many years ago. Trying to translate in English.
On a sunny day, a man was sitting by a river with his fishing hook in the water hoping to catch a fish. He was unsuccessful, so he goes the next day and the day after and continuously for several days with no ...
What do you call a woman who is really good at catching fish?
Annette.
Stan and Eddy go fishing
Near Corner Brook.....
They drop the 14' aluminum boat in a nice local lake, fire up the 9.9 and go looking for a good spot.
After several hour of no bites they finally find a shoal and start catching fish.
After a bit Stan says to Eddy" I need to go to the can, we need to go ...
My grandpa used to take me ice fishing
We never got to spend too much time together, so it meant a lot to me to spend time with him. He was really getting on in age - his teeth were gone and he usually mumbled unless he was frustrated. You could understand him if he yelled, but that was rare since he was such a gentle soul. His mind w...
'K guys this one seems a bit fishy to mee
So, there's a fisher, who's catching fish in an area where fishing is prohibited. There even is a sign nearby that states that. Anyway, while he is fishing with his rod, a policeman comes by. He approaches the fisher: “Sir, excuse me but aren't you able to read? Can't you see the sign over there tha...
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