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Best Man Jokes

My last best man's speech was like the marriage

Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.

At his wedding, my buddy told me I’m the worst best man he has ever seen.

I was speechless.

Best Man Speech

"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials, but

short enough to hold your attention."

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A Best Man at a wedding

Notices that the groom is incredibly happy. “I know that you are happy for your wedding day, but you seem incredibly ecstatic. Why?”


“My bride to be just snuck into my room while I was getting into my tux, and she gave me the most incredible blow job. I am about to marry the most amazing ...

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send ...

A groom is standing at the alter with his best man

Looking out at the crowd of people gathered for the wedding, the groom whispers to the best man "you know except for my wife-to-be, my two sisters, my aunt and my mom, I must have nailed every woman here!" The best man whispers back between us, we've done the whole room!"

How do you call the best man at Jesus's wedding?

>!A Jehova Witness!<

I was the Best man at my friend's second wedding

"Welcome back everyone!" was not a good opening to the speech I guess

Best Man speech joke help

Hi Everyone,

Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man.

My best man got up to give a toast at my wedding.

He clinked on his glass to get everyone’s attention, cleared his throat and said

"Plethora"

Then promptly sat back down.

I looked over and said,

"Wow, that means a lot"

Michael Fassbender is getting married. I'm the best man.

I mean, it's got nothing to do with the wedding, just sayin'.

Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?

Cus she never marries the best man

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