Yellow Pages Jokes - 12 Hilarious Yellow Pages Jokes

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A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Alberta Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pi...

A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.

So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the Gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with ...

A man finds a full grown gorilla in a tree.

Man comes home from work to find a big ole gorilla in a tree in his front yard. Thinking he's gonna need some help with this, he looks up gorilla removal services in the yellow pages. He finds Dave and Rosco's full time gorilla removal and calls them up.

Dave says he and Rosco will rush right...

White pages

Had a conversation at work today. Got the yellowpages and was commenting on how much smaller the whitepages are nowadays than when I was a kid. My coworker proceeds to ask the difference between the white pages and the yellow pages in the book. I tell her the yellow pages businesses have to pay for ...

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Gorilla Catcher

One day a woman looks out her kitchen window and sees a gorilla in her backyard tree. She rushes to the yellow pages and finds "Gorilla Exterminators" and calls the first number she sees. A few minutes later a man drives up in a pick up truck with a ladder, a doberman, and a shotgun. He speaks wi...

The doctor and the plumber

A wealthy doctor finds that his bathroom sink has sprung a leak. So he looks in the Yellow Pages and calls in a plumber to repair the pipe.

The plumber arrives and, after about 15 minutes, fixes the problem completely. He hands the doctor a bill for $250 and begins to walk back to his truck. ...

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A man looks out of his window and sees a gorilla in the tree in his yard.

Not sure what to do next, he looks at the phone book, and thinks "maybe". So he flips to the G's in the yellow pages, and there it is. Gorilla removal service. So he calls the number and tells the man about his problem. The man says he will be right over. When the man arrives he steps out and takes ...

Gorilla Removal

One morning a woman is washing dishes and looking out her kitchen window when she notices a gorilla in a tree in her back yard. Not knowing what to do she looked in the yellow pages under "gorilla removal" and found a number.
About a half hour later a man in a pick up truck with a ladder, shot...

A horse wanted to start a band.

It has always been a dream of his, the horse. He always fantasized about the day he’d sell out avenues with his talented bandmates. He thought to himself, “today, I will make my dream come true. No more waiting around.” Only problem is, he doesn’t know how to play any instrument, though he did have ...

The Gorilla on the Roof

A woman keeps hearing loud thudding noises coming from her ceiling. She goes outside, looks up toward her roof, and sees a gorilla jumping up and down, banging on the roof. The woman goes back into her house, distraught about what to do. Deciding to look for help in the phone book, she opens the ...

"I'm NOT a window cleaner!"

(Inspired by IT crowd)

One gloomy day in London a man by the name of Roy walks in a park, taking a short break from his job in an IT department. Suprisingly, he runs into an old school friend named Alister during his walk, and they catch up. Alister is a local writer for a very famous publish...

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A man, a dog, a bears nuts.

One night Mr jones had terrible trouble getting to sleep due to loud banging noises and scuffling coming from his roof. In the morning he ventured outside, looked up and saw that a very large, very angry looking bear had climbed onto his roof and was wandering around growling and battering at the c...

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