SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.
It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
I know why the Coronavirus will not become a serious threat and will be contained and cured
anything "Made in China" never works properly
My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...
It looks like the boa cons tricked her!
Can a salmon be contained?
No, but a tuna can.
A kid walks into a church and has food protected by god
A kid walks into a church and there is a table with 2 baskets. The first basket contained apples, and the other basket contained muffins with a sign on top of the basket: take only 1 muffin, God is watching you. The kid goes away and comes back 30 minutes later with a sign. He puts it on top of the ...
A dying man wants to prevent his family from inheriting his wealth. So he entrusts the money to his three closest friends: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer.
He gives each friend an envelope with $1,000,000 in cash, and makes them all swear to bury the money with him when he dies. They all shake hands and solemnly agree.
A few months later the man dies, and the three friends place their envelopes in the casket.
Later, privately, the doctor...
A man recently took an author to court after he was sold a book that only contained five words.
He received a short sentence.
Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers.
That's because it's imaginary.
I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken
I didn't know where to start.
The other day a blimp told me he contained a perfect vacuum
I told him he was full of hot air
Tommo was a canary. [long]
Tommo was a canary. Like his father, and his father before him, Tommo worked in the granite mines. Every morning, he would perch upon the shoulder of his favorite miner, and descend down, down into the deep.
Tommo had a lovely wife canary at home named Millet. Millet and Tommo had two sons...